Made my first big adult purchase today and bought a new car!
yes i reblogged katy perry. the only female artist to have 5 consecutive number 1 singles in the history of Billboard and who is also a multi-millionaire popstar who will always be better and hotter than u. surprise, bitch
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY
no one tell her
^^^
(via squarlo)
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
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(via sextnoise)
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATERWHO APPLIED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LOGIC
that’s a Talking Heads song
(via dougieplaysbanjo-blog)